Thursday, 23 September 2010

Tinktank screws up.

It's impossible to follow the Bristlebot performance. However, here at the Tinktank we have progress to report from the 'Fulham' project. In the following video one of our operatives does his stuff, screwing up.

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Practical Bristlebots

Domestic chores. Don't you just hate 'em? This month the Secret Laboratory has harnessed bristlebot technology to make housework a thing of the past.

Now I have to think of a way to explain to Bryn why he's not getting his mobile phone back...

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Introducing Neville

Neville is my sidekick here at the Tank. He looks after the 'office' stuff, mainly answering the phone, which is switched off, coz we dont want to wake him up. He's been with us since 1986, when he arrived here having stowed away in my fathers baggage. He's a nice chap, and although he likes to sleep up to nineteen hours a day, he is dead honest. We're thinking of promoting him to 'Project Manager' as the bloke who's been doing it for the last 27 years is bloody useless, the left hand has never known what the right hand has been doing, but perhaps thats been for the best.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Ma who?

An idea for a new game?
An entry for the Turner prize perhaps?
It was probably supposed to be a shed or a stomp box, but the office lost the plans, so we're really not sure!
Update 16/9
Plans found, the Koala in the office had 'em in his pouch all the time.
Apparantly they are 'units' for a hair dressing salon in Fulham. Unfortunately its me thats gotta fit 'em. Last time I was there the Scottish boss kept chasing me around trying to touch my stuff, and I kept bangin' my head on things. He's a nice chap, but really. Ah well, must grin and bear it for the alliance.

Saturday, 11 September 2010

What's going on?

Just in case anyone was wondering what's going on, please join me in welcoming the Cosmic Tinktank to the Secret Laboratory. This alliance is sure to provide amusement and edification for years to come.

Tinktank Here

Just testin' out new powers.
If this works, the staff here at CTT will try to come up with some stuff.
Ooo now I'm editing, vandabadoozie.
Dont worry we aint insane, just mildly mad.